I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
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important growing up stuff right here
Y'all got some big fridges.
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Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed
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My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.
Yessss I’m loving this lol
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Cain killing Able
why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post
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(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
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Put this in the MOMA
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
wow
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